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posted by Elvis Preseli at 8:41 pm
Elvis Preseli & the Undertakers Born at Mountain AshVill R.C.T Elvis Preseli was the only child of, Vernon and Gladys Preseli who came to the Valley looking for work, Vernon became a Miner and Gladys became a Scrubber. As an only child Elvis felt lonely and had it not been for his Love of music and his close friendship with his pet Lamb Mozart he may have grown to be a Weirdo. Travelling The Globe on his musical WORLD tour Elvis has picked up many Skills and has learned from Great Masters, and the Skills Learned Have Catapulted him to the Grade of 20th Dan in the ancient art of COOKING. Elvis is a specialist in the Burger style and has been bestowed the title of The Burger King. Not bad for an Undertaker who just loves singing. Lady’s and gentlemen I give you Elvis Preseli & the Undertakers The Only Bald, Welsh Speaking Non Elvis Song Singing Elvis Tribute Act In The WORLD. You are witnessing a Legend in the Making Welcome to my world, Won’t you come on in…………
2 Comments:
Are you for real, who the fuck is going to come see a fat, sad, burger eating twat like him, I cant see the attraction my self all his show is about, is making a mockery of the late king’s memory. It’s time someone put this prick in his place once and for all and I think that time is coming soon.
Good luck on May 27th baldy man you are going to need it?
That’s a promise
I love the way the last poster starts there rant.
Are you for real, who the fuck is going to come see a fat, sad, burger eating twat like him????
Which Elvis are they talking about being a fat, sad, burger eating twat”.
Elvis Preseli or Elvis Presley
Then they go on to say “I cant see the attraction my self all his show is about, is making a mockery of the late king’s memory.”
WELL I wonder if it’s the same attraction as Elvis Presley had him self “being a fat, sad, burger eating twat”. Besides I think it’s the Nutters like you who are the one who mockery of the late king’s memory when you say things like “It’s time someone put this prick in his place once and for all and I think that time is coming soon.”
Nobody cares about threats over the internet and don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like Racing in the Special Olympics even if you win, you're still Retarded.
And you didn’t even have the Balls to put your name to your threat.
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