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posted by Elvis Preseli at 12:54 pm
Elvis Preseli & the Undertakers Born at Mountain AshVill R.C.T Elvis Preseli was the only child of, Vernon and Gladys Preseli who came to the Valley looking for work, Vernon became a Miner and Gladys became a Scrubber. As an only child Elvis felt lonely and had it not been for his Love of music and his close friendship with his pet Lamb Mozart he may have grown to be a Weirdo. Travelling The Globe on his musical WORLD tour Elvis has picked up many Skills and has learned from Great Masters, and the Skills Learned Have Catapulted him to the Grade of 20th Dan in the ancient art of COOKING. Elvis is a specialist in the Burger style and has been bestowed the title of The Burger King. Not bad for an Undertaker who just loves singing. Lady’s and gentlemen I give you Elvis Preseli & the Undertakers The Only Bald, Welsh Speaking Non Elvis Song Singing Elvis Tribute Act In The WORLD. You are witnessing a Legend in the Making Welcome to my world, Won’t you come on in…………
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i seen you in the green fealds at glastonbury fucking brill
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